me at friends house
  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

"men are raped too!"

weedkinz:

Statistics of rape for women in America 

1 in 5 women have been raped 

1 in 4 college students have been raped 

1 in 3 native american woman have been raped 

Statistics of rape for men in America 

Only 3 percent of men have been raped (mostly done by other man) 

I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

thevirginharry:

m’ anaconda

tsunamiwavesurfing:

ball is life

oh my god they didn’t

oh my god they didn’t

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

spot the differences

obsessed & overstressed
me at friends house
  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

image

PUT IT IN

image

umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

image

oh hahahahahaha

image

ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

"men are raped too!"

weedkinz:

Statistics of rape for women in America 

1 in 5 women have been raped 

1 in 4 college students have been raped 

1 in 3 native american woman have been raped 

Statistics of rape for men in America 

Only 3 percent of men have been raped (mostly done by other man) 

I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

thevirginharry:

m’ anaconda

tsunamiwavesurfing:

ball is life

oh my god they didn’t

oh my god they didn’t

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

spot the differences