pixalry:

Pokemon Amigurumi - Created by Johnny Navarro

Available for sale at the artisan’s Etsy Shop. You can also follow on Tumblr and Facebook.

too cute not to reblog

also please buy me one i will love you forever

Robert Downey Jr. himself agrees.

same

FUCKIN G HELL

FUCKIN G HELL

getting away from my responsibilities like

jazzchat:

jazzchat:

what do you call a gay person who is never on time

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moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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unshaped:

when you didn’t sleep the whole night and then sit in class the next day

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

forcefields:

is this a picture of heaven

forcefields:

is this a picture of heaven

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

image

lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

obsessed & overstressed

pixalry:

Pokemon Amigurumi - Created by Johnny Navarro

Available for sale at the artisan’s Etsy Shop. You can also follow on Tumblr and Facebook.

too cute not to reblog

also please buy me one i will love you forever

Robert Downey Jr. himself agrees.

same

FUCKIN G HELL

FUCKIN G HELL

getting away from my responsibilities like

jazzchat:

jazzchat:

what do you call a gay person who is never on time

image

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

image

unshaped:

when you didn’t sleep the whole night and then sit in class the next day

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

forcefields:

is this a picture of heaven

forcefields:

is this a picture of heaven

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

image

lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

image

If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.