cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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  • Tumblr: Racism is horrible!
  • user: yeah! it is!
  • tumblr: POC are mistreated!
  • user: yeah! it's so horrible!
  • tumblr: White people are horrible!
  • user: YEA- wait.....
  • tumblr: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
  • user: wait what
  • tumblr: THEY ALL SUCK
  • user: i.......uh..
  • tumblr: Women are important.
  • user: oh! yes! they are!
  • tumblr: no matter what shape size or color!
  • user: yeah! youre all wonderful and great!
  • tumblr: men are pigs!
  • user: wait.......
  • tumblr: WE SHOULD TREAT THEM ALL LIKE IDIOTS
  • user: but-
  • tumblr: THEYRE ALL THE SAME.
  • user: but wait-
  • tumblr: Trans people are mistreated....
  • user: yeah...they are....
  • tumblr: its sick how people hurt them
  • user: that is sick. There's nothing wrong with trans people.
  • tumblr: Cis people are all horrible killers
  • user: but...but they're-
  • tumblr: fucking cis scum
  • user: you know....i dont feel comfortable with this
  • tumblr: what do you mean
  • user: well you're kind of bullying people-
  • tumblr: ITS NOT BULLYING
  • user: but-
  • tumblr: WE HAVE TO BE OPRESSED EVERY DAY. SO WE'RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOU NAMES
  • user: i dont think that's how that works-
  • tumblr: OOOOOOH YOU POOR OPRESSED WHITE CIS PERSON! YOU HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!
  • user: thats not what i meant-
  • tumblr: DID WE HURT YOUR POOR LITTLE BABY FEELINGS
  • user: you're insulting-
  • tumblr: YOU DONT GET AN OPINION
  • user: .............
  • tumblr: by the way we love everybody! never bully! no hate! loving community! :)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89
Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99
Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44
Heely’s - $133.21

jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89

Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99

Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44

Heely’s - $133.21

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

all american family dinner
  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup

little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

obsessed & overstressed

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

image

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

image

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

Tumblr's loving and respecting community
  • Tumblr: Racism is horrible!
  • user: yeah! it is!
  • tumblr: POC are mistreated!
  • user: yeah! it's so horrible!
  • tumblr: White people are horrible!
  • user: YEA- wait.....
  • tumblr: I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
  • user: wait what
  • tumblr: THEY ALL SUCK
  • user: i.......uh..
  • tumblr: Women are important.
  • user: oh! yes! they are!
  • tumblr: no matter what shape size or color!
  • user: yeah! youre all wonderful and great!
  • tumblr: men are pigs!
  • user: wait.......
  • tumblr: WE SHOULD TREAT THEM ALL LIKE IDIOTS
  • user: but-
  • tumblr: THEYRE ALL THE SAME.
  • user: but wait-
  • tumblr: Trans people are mistreated....
  • user: yeah...they are....
  • tumblr: its sick how people hurt them
  • user: that is sick. There's nothing wrong with trans people.
  • tumblr: Cis people are all horrible killers
  • user: but...but they're-
  • tumblr: fucking cis scum
  • user: you know....i dont feel comfortable with this
  • tumblr: what do you mean
  • user: well you're kind of bullying people-
  • tumblr: ITS NOT BULLYING
  • user: but-
  • tumblr: WE HAVE TO BE OPRESSED EVERY DAY. SO WE'RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOU NAMES
  • user: i dont think that's how that works-
  • tumblr: OOOOOOH YOU POOR OPRESSED WHITE CIS PERSON! YOU HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!
  • user: thats not what i meant-
  • tumblr: DID WE HURT YOUR POOR LITTLE BABY FEELINGS
  • user: you're insulting-
  • tumblr: YOU DONT GET AN OPINION
  • user: .............
  • tumblr: by the way we love everybody! never bully! no hate! loving community! :)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89
Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99
Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44
Heely’s - $133.21

jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89

Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99

Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44

Heely’s - $133.21

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

all american family dinner
  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup

little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit